Showing posts with label Jokes of The Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes of The Day. Show all posts

Monday, 25 April 2011

What Makes My Boss Different From Me..?? Please Read

ME and MY BOSS 


When I Take a long time to finish, 

I am slow,
 
When my boss takes a long time, 

he is thorough
 


When I don't do it, 

I am lazy,

When my boss does not do it,
 
he is busy,
 


When I do something without being told, 

I am trying to
 be smart, 
When my boss does the same, 

he takes the initiative,
 


When I please my boss, 

I am apple polishing,

When my boss pleases his boss,

He is cooperating
, 


When I make a mistake,

I' am an idiot.

When my boss makes a mistake,
 
He's only human.



When I am out of the office,

I am wondering around.

When my boss is out of the office, 

He's on business.



When I am on a day off sick,

I am always sick.

When my boss is a day off sick,
 
He must be very ill.



When I apply for leave,

I must be going for an
 interview
 .
When my boss applies for leave,

it's because he's overworked 



When I 
do good,
my boss never remembers,

When I do wrong,

He never forgets
 


what to do????????????? 

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